Thursday, March 22, 2012

Adventures in Potty Training and Potty Mouth

Well, it finally happened. No, Kate is not potty-trained. She said, "Holy Shit". She said it in a busy restaurant too! Yikes. Luckily it was so loud in the restaurant that nobody heard (hopefully) or saw that I laughed. Can you imagine what people would have thought about me laughing at Kate saying "Holy Shit". It is as fun to write as it is to say. So who is the culprit family members? Mimi is Miss perfect and NEVER cusses, right Mimi? Grandpa is too busy on his computer so we don't hear from him often. Papa is Mister perfect and never cusses, only on the golf course. That leaves Nana...since Chris and I prefer other foul language. My favorite is "Mother-F....." or the classic "F-bomb". But you will all be happy to know I do not cuss in front of our impressionable Kate. I say things like "Oh you darn snowbird cutting me off, you are not a nice man"...I growl when I do it so notice Kate is picking that up. Now I need to stop growling. So back to Nana. I remember her using the "shit" word quite often. Everything is "oh shit". So there we go, case closed...Nana go wash your mouth with soap!

On a positive note, Kate is now ready to take out in public. To restaurants that is. It only took 3 years but she can sit during a meal and doesn't need to aggravate Chris and I by running around and annoying people (but mostly annoying us). She has her moments but we are starting to expose her more often to fine dining...haha, if you consider McDonald's, El Charro, and Lute's Casino fine dining. We do; we are on a budget y'all!

So on to the potty training topic. Kate just isn't quite there yet. Her sitter, Lori, does not think she is ready and told us she is going to hit it hard over the summer. Chris and I are not consistent either to be honest. We try on the weekends. We put her in undies, which are so cute and tiny by the way. We set a timer and she attempts every 15-minutes. We praise, clap, cheer and give her a treat or sticker when she goes in the potty. Yet, she still pees or poops and does not tell us. We had an incident yesterday where she told me her tummy hurt. I asked her if she needed to go caca. She replied no. Next thing I know she tells me she has a caca. I check her diaper and sure enough it was all liquid inside. Yes, it got on my fingers; lovely. So I tell her we are going to bathe her since she is stinky like caca. Once I pull down her leggings the liquid started dripping down her legs and on the carpet, yuck! So I swooped her up and ran to the tub and rinsed off the explosion of "shit" on her ass...maybe I do say the word "shit". In fact, when this happened I was thinking "shit, shit, shit, shit" in my head...maybe I was saying it over and over and loudly? Anyhoo, I tried explaining once again that if she has to caca or peepee to tell me so we can go to the potty. Augh, potty training, gotta love it.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Happy 3rd Birthday Kate!



Wow, how time flies! Our girl Kate is 3 years old!

I was reminiscing the week of her birth. I was trying to remember what the doctor said at my appointment in which he recommended a C-section. I was remembering how I cried because I wanted to have Kate the good ol' fashioned painful way. I remembered scheduling the appointment and arriving at the hospital around 5am; I was so nervous. I had started contractions around midnight and when they were plugging me into all the machines I had asked the nurse how far apart my contractions were and she said 8 minutes. I was so uncomfortable and she said those contractions were not anything near the pain they can be...so at that time I was SO glad that I scheduled the C-section and was going to by-pass the labor! But what I remember of course is the birth of Kate, who arrived at 9:23 AM. She came out MAD and boy was she a fussy baby...she is still calling the shots, pushing our buttons, and has turned our lives upside down. She puts a smile on my face everyday, she makes us laugh everyday, and we are so grateful for her every single day!

To honor the birthday girl we planned a party for her at West Wetlands Park. However, Mother Nature was not working well with us and she sprinkled some rain on us and was blowing so hard that we had to cancel the party. Luckily we did not cancel all together, we just moved the party to Nana and Papa's house. Kate had her cupcakes and friends so she was a happy girl. This year we did a Sesame Street theme because for a while she was really into Elmo and the whole Sesame Street gang. I could have had a plate of cupcakes without the theme and she would have been happy. The one thing we all agreed on - next year the party will be indoors.

Don't know why I look irriated, but Kate looks so happy!
Mommy and her themes right Kate?
Oreo cookie pops and candy, yum-O!

Happy 3rd Birthday Kate!